Dog Property Laws


1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it’s broken, it’s yours.


1, If you stare at something long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.

2. Don’t go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people, let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

4. be aware of when you hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you are dragged out from under the bed).

7. If it’s not wet & sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.